August 27th 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comment(1)
Curve Ball is like a 3D version of the gaming classic that started it all: PONG. That’s right, complete with perspective! The basic idea of this game is to return the ball after it is served Thanks to AddictingGames.com for today’s game!
Here’s how I fared against this mindfreak:
Now let’s see your high scores!
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August 27th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
There was once a man who was as nice as could be, except he absolutely hated lawyers. Whenever he would see a lawyer on the side of a road, he would swerve his pick-up truck and run over him or her.
Then one day, he was driving down the freeway when he saw a priest next to his car, which had broken down. Being such a nice man, he pulled over and offered the preist a ride to the next gas station.
While he was driving, he saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He started to swerve over, when he realized there was a priest in his car. He thought he missed the lawyer, but he still heard a loud bang. Then he pulled over and confessed to the priest about his problem and said that’s why he swerved the car.
He told the priest that he thought he missed the lawyer when the priest interrupted him and said, “That’s okay, I hit him with my door!”
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Ahh, another instant lawyer classic. It’s been about a week since we had a lawyer joke win, though they seem like a favorite of everyone who is voting, including me! Last week we poked fun at doctors and accountants along side the lawyers, today it’s priests. Thanks to Lawyer Laughter again for this funny one.
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August 27th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · Comments(3)
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I think some of these things might be on the horizon. I mean, if I told you 10 years all the technology we’d have at our hands today, you probably would’ve scoffed at me. So, the lesson I’ve learned is that don’t be surprised what the future might bring (just laugh at it in the mean time). Thanks to Tobynopoly.com for the funny pictures!
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August 27th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · No Comments
HAHAHAHA! This is what happens when the people who are supposed to uphold the laws, decide to break them themselves. Enter police hilarity! Someone should really have told this guy in his training that no one in the history of ever, has any one overdosed on marijuana. My favorite quote: “Time is going by really really really really slow. I think we’re dead.” Thanks to YouTube.com for great content as always!
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August 27th 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · No Comments
Well last week we had the “Hottest Mom” blog, today, the “Hottest Mommy.” Not sure what the difference is, but I’ll tell ya what I do know: people are a fan of the mom bloggers. Today’s winner is the ever popular eastcoastlife.
You wouldn’t necessarily think it looking at this blog’s template (a default blogspot choice), but eastcoastlife has developed a massive fan base. You know, I get excited when a post gets 10 or 20 comments, then I know I’ve done a good job providing interesting content. Well, imagine how good I must be doing if I got 53 comments or 72 comments or better yet 96 comments. Well, that’s how many eastcoastlife has on just their most recent 3 posts (all within the past week).
With that many people stopping by regularly, reading what you’re putting up, and adding to the discussion, eastcoastlife doesn’t need me to tell her she’s doing a great job, I’m sure her readers have told her that time and time again! Congratulations to on an excellent blog!
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August 26th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comments(2)
Sorry I’m a bit late on this one! This weekend was my bachelor’s party and what a party it was! Anyway here’s what you missed at BlankestBlank.com this week:
Monday, August 20th:
Mimi Writes… - The creator of The Peace Globe Movement, a great blog to fine something to reflect upon.
English Lesson - Learn Japanese in a fun (and sexy) way! See for yourself.
Minesweeper - This is a hysterical “blast from the past!” If you’ve used any sort of PC within the last 5-7 years, you’ll totally get this.
13 Funny Laws for Engineers - Being an engineer can be a rough time…hopefully it pays well!
Galactic Golf - Golf set in outer space! Shoot for a ‘Black Hole’-in-one!
Tuesday, August 21st:
Memoires of an Inmates’ Wife - The daily writings of a woman separated from her husband. May your love come home soon!
Amazing Choreographed Samsung Stadium Dance - An incredible choreography show on such a large level it almost seems impossible.
Don’t Post Your Picture Online - One picture, photo-shopped in so many silly ways!
Jury Duty - We all dread getting that Jury Duty notice in the mail, here’s what NOT to do when you get called.
Indestructo - One indestructible tank, hundreds of helicopters. You do the math.
Wednesday, August 22nd:
Ordinary Adventures of Tomas - A blog about an imaginary friend, living his life like you and I.
Penalty - Soccer penalty kicks gone hilariously wrong!
Unique - I would love to tell this to sooooo many people on a daily basis…
The Meaning of Life Joke - Ever wonder why life is the way it is? Well here it is explained.
Impossible Quiz - A game of luck and determination. How impossible is it for you?
Thursday, August 23rd:
Life in Black and White - An amazing blog with some incredible pictures!
Things Go Wrong in Reverse - Hysterical antics: seen in reverse!
Thanks Jesus! - Hilarious, sacrilegious and guaranteed to piss a lot of people off.
Management Exam - Well I failed and I am a manager! That’s pretty scary…
Hell of Falling Sand - An artistic game for those of you with a lot of patience.
Friday, August 24th:
The “Not-So” News Blog - Very funny, satirical “news” stories!
George Bush Quotes - More zany antics from the 43rd Leader of the Free World.
Manglish -
When things get lost in translation, it usually equals a good time.
Custom Software - A true life story of someone getting caught in the act.
Upbeat - An awesome “Guitar Hero” style internet game. Party on Wayne!
August 24th 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comments(3)
Finally a game that is close to my heart! Upbeat is very similar to the popular PS2 classic “Guitar Hero” Series. Being a longtime drummer, I felt pretty at home with this one (please save the drummer jokes for the Funniest JokeCategory)
The object of this game is to use the asdjkl and space bar keys to tap out the rhythm of the passing bars. I only had time for a few games of this so I tried two of the songs, one medium (I Think We’re Alone Now) and one hard (Borderline) Way cool concept and translates well to the computer! Thanks to Miniclip.com for today’s game!
Here’s my screenshot of “Borderline:”
Now let’s see your high scores!
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August 24th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software usually came as source code and was executed through an interpreter. He started a small business selling his custom software. One day at a scientific meeting, he noticed another company was showing the software with ‘remarkably’ similar functionality as his own. He wandered over to watch the demo and the longer he watched, the more familiar it looked.
Eventually, when the sales gerbil had gathered a good crowd, he asked in a rather loud voice, “Are you using my copyrighted copy for this?”
“Of course not!” the sales gerbil replied.
“So, what happens if you press [key combination]?”
“Nothing.”
“Well, humor me. Do it for me.”
“Ok, sir, but I can assure it you does . . .” and upon pressing the keys . . .the large screen popped up my boss’ copyright notice.
It was widely accepted as the biggest laugh of the show.
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Ooooh, burned! That’s one of the best feelings, catching someone in a blatant lie like that. Thanks to The JOKES Blog for another funny one!
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August 24th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · Comments(2)
Sometimes there is a foreign product where they attempt to put an English translation on. And sometimes they don’t get the English quite right. These pictures are an example of that:
August 24th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · Comments(2)
Now George W. Bush is not exactly my favorite person in the world here…but this video makes me scared. These have got to be some of the all time best screwup ever, ever. I lot of other people must think so too since this one has made it to video of the day. Congratulations Mr. Bush, and keep screwing up so I can keep laughing. Thanks to StumbleUpon.com for this gem!
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August 24th 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · Comment(1)
Wow, what a blast from the past. This was the very first review I did on my old site. And if it were up to me (and not the votes), it probably would’ve been the very first I reviewed here.
The blog in question is The “Not-So” News. This blog is a hilarious satire and parody blog of actual news stories, but with incredibly fake ones instead (they also happen to be hilariously funny, unlike they’re “actually happened” counterparts).
Did you know that a cell phone could save your life? Or that drug dealers have recently found a new niche to sell to? Or perhaps that planet Earth may soon be deemed inhabitable? None of these stories actually happened (that I know of), but real news is boring!
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August 23rd 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comment(1)
Hell of Falling Sand is a creative game where you basically use certain element (ie fire, water, oil, napalm, C4 etc.) to control the environment, as sand, water, oil and salt continue to fall on the screen. There is no real way to “win” the game but rather, utilize it to make some really cool drawings.
As the site informs, “This is yet another version of the famed and highly addictive falling sand game which is believed to be of Japanese origin.” Once you start messing with this you’ll be mesmerized for hours! I, however don’t have the patience to make anything cool and fun, however here is a cool screenshot someone else posted on their forums: (I, in no way, shape or form claim any credit for this picture)
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August 23rd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. Don’t highlight the text next to correct answer until you have answered it yourself!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?
The correct answer is: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
The correct answer is: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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I once saw this quiz before and it said that 4 year-olds have no trouble answering these questions while rational adults do! Just shows that sometimes we tend to overthink things a bit. Thanks to WLTC.org for today’s joke!
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August 23rd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · No Comments
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Wow this picture is sure to offend a whole bunch of people, but there were enough who thought it was hilarious to vote it funniest picture of the day! I for one am Catholic, but can appreciate the satire of the commercialization of modern Easter celebrations. Thanks to SomethingAwful.com for the picture!
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August 23rd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · Comment(1)
This is a fantastic concept for a video! Tired of waiting for the “punchline” of countless videos on the net where things go terribly wrong? This is the video for you! Things still go terribly wrong and it’s still hilarious, just in REVERSE! (Which I think makes it funnier!) Now you can see the outcome before witnessing what lead up to it. Thanks to Frikid.com for this one!
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August 23rd 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · Comment(1)
Today’s Best Blog of the Day is another good one (though aren’t they all).
Life in Black and White is written by Megha Mathur from Australia. It’s a relatively new blog, but this will be the second award it has received in its short life.
The part that I like best about this blog (besides the entertaining posts on topics ranging from pets to plastics, from Pretty Woman to pickles)…anyway the part I like best is the gallery of black and white photographs down the left hand side of the blog. It really ties in with the overall theme and name of the blog. Plus, I am a sucker for black and white. My wife have a bedroom that we painted the walls gray and completed decorated it with black and white art. It’s really nice, maybe almost as nice as this blog 
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August 22nd 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comments(3)
I wouldn’t exactly call it an impossible quiz, perhaps impossibly frustrating may be more apropos. The Impossible Quiz is a more of an endurance than a knowledge quiz. Needless to say, I failed.
This was the first game that I absolutely HATED but played for the sake of YOU, the reader. Hell, you might like stroking a flash cat, or answering bizarre questions by random guess, however it’s not for me. The nail in the coffin was that I kept making it to question 80 something and couldn’t clip the damned toenails fast enough. Even when I’d get them all it would still explode and GAME OVER instantaneously. Hats off to anyone who can win this and just know, whoever created this, that I hate you personally.
My favorite question:
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August 22nd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”
The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:”You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years.”
The cow said: “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”
But man said: “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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Well, there you have it. The meaning of life. Things are making a lot more sense now. Unfortunately I’ve just recently crossed into the 40 year slave in the sun category. Can’t wait for the monkey tricks though! Thanks to Turoks.net for today’s joke.
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August 22nd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · No Comments
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I would love this picture for my wall at school! That’ll teach the kids to just give in and conform to social norms…thanks to TheFairest.info for today’s picture!
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August 22nd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · Comment(1)
HAHAHAHA! I couldn’t handle this video! This is straight to the point and ridiculously hilarious. This is the reason why America’sFunniest Videos took off: People love seeing other people getting injured in hilarious, non-lifethreating manners. So next time someone’s kicking a soccer ball at you, just think of this video and try not to get hit in the head while you pee yourself. Thanks to Gamaniak.com for this one!
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