Do you like blowing things up? Then this game is for you! Indestructo pits you as an indestructible tank vs. helicopters. Your only weapon: naturally, you!
This game is a lot of fun! You basically wait for the helicopters to drop bombs on you, launching you into the air and land on the helicopters to make them explode. You need a set amount of experience (copters blown up) to advance to the next level. The more combos (where you hit more than one in a row without landing) the higher your score! Thanks to Funderoo.com for a great find!
A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
“Your Honor,” he said, “I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said ‘He’s a crook! He’s guilty!’ So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!”
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, “Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant’s lawyer.”
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I think the “I can tell he’s guilty” jury duty excuse is an old classic George Carlin joke. Nice to see a modern anti-lawyer spin on it. Thanks to Lawyer Laughter for another funny one!
…or else this might happen. Here is the original picture, followed by what Photoshop-friendly internet users have done to the unfortunate kid: Go reading
I’m not gonna pretend like being best blog of the day is the biggest honor there ever was for a blogger…but it just so happens that this good news comes tacked on to a day with bigger good news already. The blogger over at Memoirs of an Inmates Wife, just found out today that a poem she wrote back in January is to be published! What an honor, congratulations!
I really like the concept of Galactic Gravity Golf (click to play, opens new window) but like real golf, I’m terrible at it!
The idea is just like real golf except you’re playing with zero gravity! Don’t hit the planets or your ball explodes. You basically have one shot to get it in the hole but each swing counts as a stroke like in real golf. Basically they expect you to stink! Thanks to Kongregate.com for another great game!
Law #1: In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.
Law #2: Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm.
Law #3: In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from engineering handbooks) are to be treated as variables.
Law #4: The best approximation of service conditions in the laboratory will not begin to meet those conditions encountered in actual service.
Law #5: The most vital dimension on any plan drawing stands the most chance of being omitted.
Law #6: If only one bid can be secured on any project, the price will be unreasonable.
Law #7: If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent production units will malfunction.
Law #8: All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.
Law #9: Major changes in construction will always be requested after fabrication is nearly complete.
Law #10: Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Law #11: Interchangeable parts won’t.
Law #12: Manufacturer’s specifications of performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.5.
Law #13: Salespeople’s claims for performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25.
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Guess we had a lot of engineers on the site voting up this one for funniest joke of the day! Sounds like they got it rough over there…I’m no engineer, but this is basically how I feel whenever I try to build anything (even if it does come with step by step instructions!) Thanks to The JOKES Blog for today’s winner!
Next time you’re bored and find yourself playing this game, just tell yourself you’re training for the armed forces! So, pretty much, indirectly, playing minesweeper = protecting America!
WARNING!: MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 18! CLICK AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!
YES! Finally a video I nominated wins for the day! I must first give thanks to Dani for bringing this clip to my attention in the first place (she also does a killer impression!)
Anyhow…This clip is the single most hysterical thing I believe I have ever seen in my life! This video features a Japanese woman giving (inappropriate) English lessons. Come on! Come on Toshi!
What can I say about this great blog, Mimi Writes? This was one of the first blogs I was exposed to and one of my first daily reads. Every time I find myself wandering in there, I spend way too much time browsing around! There are alotofenjoyableposts, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the fabulous project Mimi spearheaded.
Mimi is the creator of the Peace Globe Movement. What this was was a conglomeration of bloggers who all custom designed an image of a globe and all posted it on their blogs on the same day as a symbol of the need for peace. I don’t know if Mimi would call this her life’s work, but if I had done it, it would have been my life’s work for sure. I don’t know of the exact total of how many people have participated to date, but check out the official site here to be amazed!
Another exciting week at BlankestBlank.com and Bestest Blog! Thanks to all the nominators and voters, winners and nominees for really making this site take off! This has been an incredible experience and looking forward to the weeks to follow. So….taking a look back:
Castle Wars (click to play, opens new window) is a turn/card-based game in which the object is to build you castle to 100 before your enemy. Each card gives you bonuses in each of the areas of play: Castle, Crystals, Weapons & Bricks.
Crystals help you summon special attacks, such as a dragon which does 32 damage, weapons are attack based and bricks help build up your defenses. Sounds easy enough right? I was cursing at both the screen (and Bobby via gmail chat) after I lost four straight rounds on easy vs. the computer. I’ve gotten better since and this game is way more than just chance. The best part is you can play via net against other players! Thanks to Kongregate.com for today’s game. Here’s what the initial game setup looks like:
Can you beat Kevin’s score?
I played the computer on experienced and here was my outcome:
Think you can do better? Let’s see your scores! Remember, NO CHEATING!
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test).
2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.(The hyperactive monster can’t stay seated for five minutes).
3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.(He’s definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).
4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don’t intimidate her.(The lazy thing hasn’t done one assignment all term).
5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).
6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).
7. Your daughter’s greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).
8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.(He’s a bully).
9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).
10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.(She’s so immature that we’ve run out of diapers).
11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.(He must have written the Whiner’s Guide).
12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year’s repetition of her learning environment.(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).
13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome! (A mouth that never stops yacking).
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OH MY GOD! I am a teacher and this joke has so much truth to it. I mean, some kids deserve you telling their parents all the sordid details of their daily school life…but others are good kids are heart and you gotta spin the negative into positive. I think a couple of these might be exact quotes from my parent/teacher conferences. Thanks to The JOKES Blog for today’s Funniest Jokeof the day.
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I’d be willing to bet that these funny flaws were not done on purpose. Not many of us would have the gaul to set up something so funny, but so wrong. If you laughed at these, then you might be interested in a couple more pictures of a similar theme over at KLK2.com!
This is a hysterical, and by all means, legal play! Although I admit it is a bit tricky and “unsportsmanlike,” I say that the other team is just sorry they didn’t think of it first! Brings me back to my Pee Wee football days. I wish my coach had thought of some sneaky funny stuff like this!
Today’s Best Blogof the Day is a recent favorite of mine, The Nature Fact File. It’s very interesting when a blog on a specific topic like this behaves like a regular old personal blog.
What I’m talking about is this blog is a regular participant of the popular Wordless Wednesday and Thursday Thirteen memes…but they are always on topic, always exclusively about nature. Here are some of the better ones…
Wordless Wednesdays: Fox, World’s Largest Thing
Thursday Thirteens: Cat Facts, Insect Trivia, Indian Mangoes
So, check out Nature Fact File for an interesting blend of educational nature and fun weekly memes!
Another cruel Most Fun Game makes it way into the winner circle! Kitten Cannon (click to play) is a simple, no-brainer. You aim the cannon, wait for the power gauge to be where you want it, hit the space-bar and watch ‘em fly!
The concept is easy enough: Fire a kitten from a cannon, don’t get eaten by the plants, or stuck on the spikes, and use the trampolines and explosives to propel you as far along as you can. Sounds easy right? Don’t be so sure. This game if nothing to scoff at and will have you climbing the walls in no time! Sorry to all the cute little kittens out there, but this game is too much fun! Thanks to AddictingGames.com for this one!
Can you beat Kevin’s score?
I don’t think I did too shabby today, after a few rounds (ok, a lot more than a few…) I pulled out 1,418 feet.
Think you can do better? Let’s see your scores! Remember, NO CHEATING!
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I’ve already reviewed this blog, but I am more than happy to do it again, happily seeing that it is still going strong just 1 week short of exactly 1 year later. It’s the Ordinary Adventures of Tomas!
