This is another fun game that is actually sorta an advertisement for a product. It’s Winter Game and it’s an advertisement for CCL Online, a computer store. Basically in this game, you have to get a block of ice from the entrance to the exit by assembling a path of ramps, springs, and fans. I made it all the way to level 10 (the last level I think) but couldn’t beat it. Maybe you can and beat me!
A couple was preparing to head out to their fiftieth wedding anniversary celebration.
“You get your purse and coat, I’ll pull the car out front and lock up the garage,” says hubby, considerately.
When his bride comes out onto the front porch, she sees him leaning against the front fender of the car staring wistfully at the front of the house. She walks over to him.
“What are you looking at?” she asks.
“Oh, I was just looking at those bushes over there… Remembering.”
“Remembering what?” she asks.
“Well, you remember the time your dad caught us in the bushes? He pulled me outta there by the scruff of the neck, threw me against the wall and said, ‘Either you’re gonna do the right thing and marry my daughter or you’ll spend the next fifty years in jail!’” he answers.
“Yeah, I remember. What about it?”
“Well,” he replies, “I was just thinkin’, I’d be gettin’ out about now.”
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,”How old was your husband?”
“99,” she replied. “Two years older than me.”
“So you’re 97,” the undertaker commented, “Hardly worth going home, is it?
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you.”
Without hesitation, the old man says, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.”
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake?”
It’s hard to believe that there are still people this ignorant in today’s society. And I doubt that any who is “choosing” (their word, not mine) homosexuality really cares what these idiots with signs think.
Ahh…gotta love a good women vs. men joke! This one particularly hits home with me as you all know I am getting married in 4 weeks (yikes!) Although my fiancee always tells me I’m not listening to her versus the other way around. She may listen but she definitely does a whole lot of talking too, I mean, seriously guys, you can’t remember everything like they can. So to all the women out there, I’m sorry we don’t have the attention span nor the brain power to comprehend everything you say, but we really are listening as best we can! Thanks to Flashfunpages.com for this hilarious video!
When you call yourself the “Laugh Out Loudest” Blog and include the header tag line “your prescription for humor,” you’re setting yourself up to either deliver the goods or fail miserably. Luckily, Bobbarama (or Bob for short) ends up being the former.
My favorite part of this blog is how Bob has a categorized “Fan Favorites” section, featuring articles such as “Time-sucks”, “Take Two,” where Bob and a guest blogger go head to head on various topics, and quite frankly my favorite, “Real Men of Genius,” featuring mp3’s of Bud Light’s famous commercials.
If you have an appetite for weird internet stuff, then this is certainly the place for you! My only advice is that you should have a lot of free time on your hands before venturing into the realm of this blog. So get yourself a job where you can surf the web all day and read up on this blog, you’ll be sure to impress your friends with all your newfound knowledge! Thanks for doing all the work for me Bob and congrats on the award today!
Jelly Battle was a pretty fun game. Each round all 4 jelly guys jump to a different square located near them. Each square does something different: health, damange to others, bonuses, teleports, you get the idea. Last one standing wins. I’d have had more fun with this game if it wasn’t such a blatant advertisement for Logitech product goods. In any case, as you can see above, I was the last one standing and won!
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn’t adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta’ dropped dead.
Kinda’ like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn’t know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn’t work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn’t want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn’t all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn’t improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn’t
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn’t take that one either. I didn’t bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn’t know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys
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I used to like monkeys…but I’m not so sure anymore. I don’t think I’d want one of those as a Christmas present. Yeah….I’m actually sure I wouldn’t (though a punch in the genitals isn’t much better).
These pictures speak for themselves. Hilarious pictures for anyone who has ever been married (or been around married people)…Thanks to Allowe.com for today’s pictures!
This is truly incredible! After rescuing this lion years ago, it still remembers it’s helper, despite growing quite large in size. I can’t imagine what it must feel like to have several hundred pounds of lion on your shoulders hugging and licking you. I know my brother & sister-in-law have a 50-some pound boxer who likes to put her paws on my shoulders and lick me and that ain’t no walk in the park! Kudos to Lizo.de for this amazing video!
Today I make my Blog Reviewing debut, as Bobby and I have swapped categories to spice things up a bit and what a day to start! Scribble on the Wall is a great site for interesting information from the furthest reaches of the internet to your own backyard, Marisa probably has something to say about it!
Although she writes about the newest technologies, including some advice on getting the most out of your new computer (or an old one that needs some serious resuscitation, as is the case with mine) and tweaking windows so it’s less likely to piss you off, don’t think she’s a stranger to the blog scene.
No, Marisa has been blogging since 2000, starting with a LiveJournal, before moving to her own domain, hosted by Bestest Blog host, BlueHosting. I know I’ve learned a few tips and tricks of my own from reading this and think I’m gonna get mighty comfy in my “new position” reviewing the blogs. Thanks to Bobby for switiching and Marisa for being a great first blog! Congrats!
It seems like there is an influx of mind boggler puzzle games making their way to theMost Fun Game spot. Today’s game is that an much more. Jigscale combines the shapes of Tetris, with a jigsaw puzzle format and throws in the twist that the shapes can be scaled larger (making it twice as difficult). You have to use all the shapes to fill in the outlined puzzle to advance to the next level. It’s way harder than it seems. Thanks to Tallhat.com for this one!
A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, “I wanna join this damn church.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.” The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There IS no damn problem!,” the man says. “Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”
“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”
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Money > Religion? Probably…but I don’t think even 200 million would make a pastor talk like this. Definitely didn’t see that ending coming though, which is the best sign of a great joke! Thanks to irReligion.org for today’s winner!
Something tells me this picture was not a sanctioned advertisement by Nike. I don’t think this is the kind of inappropriate (albeit funny) image that they want associated with their trademarked phrase. Thanks to n3t.net for this funny picture!
I’m really glad that this video won today! My best man in my wedding lived for a few years in Naples, Florida, and actually hung out with this guy. Seems like it would be a lot more of a good time if there weren’t obnoxious lights in the trees…but whatcha gonna do? Still pretty damn amazing if you ask me. I’d burn my hair off if I ever tried this stuff…
“This blog is about politics, sex, art, celebrities, making money and everything else.” That is this blog’s own description written by blogger Michael Bridges and this awesome blog is That Says It All.
Well gee Mike, if you are gonna put “and everything else in there” you could have written “This blog is about orange juice, numbers, wrestling, Oprah, and everything else.” Though, I guess Mike’s version has a certain ring to it, a certain general appeal to things people like to read about. Whatever he’s writing about though, it is always very interesting!
Remember when you were a kid and you played with a yo-yo and ultimately it became so tangled you couldn’t use it? You would spend hours and hours trying to untangle the mess, only ultimately to throw it out because you made it worse. Well, meetUnfolding. This game is just like that, and equally annoying (especially bringing back those nightmares) You control a jumbled mess of strings and it’s your job to untangle them by moving the attached vertices. Have fun with this geometrical nightmare! Thanks to Funny-city.com for this one!
I made it through the first 3 levels and then lost my mind. Notice the creepy score…
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely.The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ”Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn’t there anything you want before you die?”
The man thought for a moment, then said, ”Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?”
The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.
”Ten million bottles of beer on the wall…”
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I think I would rather die by firing squad than have to sing “Ten million bottles of beer on the wall.” That song has always annoyed me…almost as bad as “The Song That Never Ends”! Thanks to Testriffic.com for the funny joke!
Wow, you’d have to be a pretty big fan of a good joke to have the guts to graffiti a sign emphasizing the illegality of graffiti. I’d like to shake this person’s hand…unless of course they did get caught and they’re in jail…I don’t need to be shaking the hand of convicts, no thanks! Thanks to ChickenCrap.com for today’s funny picture!
This video is visually amazing! I can’t imagine how this video was actually made but it looks like it took a really long time! I’m very impressed with both the visual aspect and the concept! I don’t know how this hasn’t won sooner.
It always seems like the MondayBest Blog winners are a step above the others. Maybe everyone is up all weekend voting and making sure the most excellent blogs win. Well, this Monday is no exception…today’s winner is Gator Byte.
Gator Byte is not only the name of blogger Chris’s blog, it’s also the name of his Computer and Electronics Shop in Port Maitland. Chris blogs a lot about the ups and downs of his business and it’s really interesting.
So right there, you already know Chris knows a lot about computers, and that definitely carries over into his blog. He gives advice on topics related to anyone who uses a computer like the importance of RAM, surge protectors, and pirated software vs. legal software. Another cool thing I just wanted to quickly mention is a cool plugin on each post that counts the number of words…definitely a good thing if you are doing PayPerPost!
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