September 10th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · No Comments
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Ahh, haven’t had a poke at lawyers in awhile. Nice way to start off the week. Thanks to Lawyer Laughter (of course) for this classic!
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September 10th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · Comment(1)
Another video brought to us from the folks at Youtube. I’m not sure if I get the humor on this or not but I just don’t really find it funny. I mean, I understand it but apparently you guys understand it much better! Check out this “lunar activity”!
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September 10th 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · Comment(1)
Well, when you call yourself “The Best Audio Engineering Blog,” you certainly don’t have too much competition. But what do you expect from a 24 year old audio guru and his self-titled blog Mic Man (pronounced “mike man,” you know like a microphone…this is almost certainly an obvious fact, but for whatever reason I keep reading it as “mick man” to myself.)
What I like best about this blog (besides all the cool audio stuff and writing about his Macbook) is the amount of free special offers he passes on to his readers. I’m not sure where he collects all these offers from! Here is a collection of links for free Shania Twain perfume, free Dunkin Donuts Coffee, free Nicorette gum, free Listerine whitening, free Curves Cereal, and free Aveeno Positively Ageless. Here’s another for free Aquafresh toothpaste, free Neutrogena, free Pork Chomps dog treats, free Kashi GoLean bar, and free Pantene Expressions. I’m not sure if all these offers are still valid. But you should check out Mic Man more regularly, because he seems to ALWAYS be finding links to this stuff!
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September 9th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comments(2)
Another exciting week at BlankestBlank.com this week:
Monday, September 3rd:
CLOSED FOR LABOR DAY.
Tuesday, September 4th:
The Tastiest Blog - Interested in teas of the world? Then this tea party is for you!
OJ Simpson Prank Calls - People have fun calling in to some talkshow to taunt The Juice about his involvement with the double murder fiasco.
Freedom - This just proves that you can’t keep freedom caged in like an animal….oh, wait…
Pearly Gate Humor - Famous people die and have to prove who they really are to get by St. Peter at the gates.
Disorientation - This game is probably one of the biggest mind f%#’s out there. Plan to lose your sanity or quit in the middle of the game. (I’m still not quite right yet.)
Wednesday, September 5th:
The Mario-est Blog - Mario presents some really good topics of discussion and blogs about them. Definitely worth checking this out!
Backflip - When television tells you “Don’t try this at home,” this is what they’re trying to prevent you from doing.
Celebrity Imperfections - This proves that celebrities are people too, and pretty nasty without all that makeup and crap on them. I feel so cheated!
Crossword Puzzle Joke - The Pope asks one of his Cardinals for help with a crossword puzzle with truly hysterically unexpected results ensuing.
AAAAAHHH! - Whatever you do, don’t touch the sides! (It’s kind of like Operation without that evil buzzing noise that scares the crap out of you.)
Thursday, September 6th:
The Best Words Blog - A published author tells all about her experiences and shares some of her latest works for all to enjoy!
Pwned by Duke Nukem - I’m not sure too many people these days remember Duke Nukem. It was one of the first computer games I ever played. Either way, this is hilarious.
Humanistic Bananas - Infinitely Crazy brings us some more ridiculously awesome banana art! Keep em coming Crazy, this stuff is amazing!
Worst Analogies Ever Written - I completely disagree…if I were the teacher I would applaud these kids for creativity! (And entertainment value to boot!)
SUPER Smack the Penguin - We must have a very aggressive violence loving audience here, as this one is purely brutal. (Especially when you try the other version of this game…sick.)
Friday, September 7th:
The Most Awesome Blog - Blogger Mom Allie brings us wonderfully entertaining posts on all sorts of topics: Entertainment to politics to religion and everything in between!
Trailer #2: The Greatest Thoughts Ever Contrived: The Movie - Apparently a trailer for the greatest thoughts ever contrived (in movie format) although I don’t really find it that great, you might!
Mom’s Minivan - I was working the Rutgers Football game (my 2nd job to pay for this damned wedding, love you babe!) and I saw a kid with the emo combover, a checkered messenger bag, women’s jeans and checkered vans shoes. I immediate thought of this.
Rock Beats Paper - Finally someone feels my pain and frustration for rock paper scissors! If you read this and don’t understand, you’re part of the problem.
Frogger - An old school arcade classic that comes to a PC near you! Surprisingly more difficult then I remember.
September 7th 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comments(2)
Well today’s game brings us an arcade classic! The game that started it all, Frogger! I have to admit I really remember liking this game but for some reason I can’t seem to get past the first level’s 2nd “street.” This game pits you as a frog, trying to cross the street. Have fun not getting run over!! Thanks to R2k.com for this classic!
I suck.
How far can YOU go?
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September 7th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no f*@$ing way paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh!t up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh!t I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole.”
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Wow, sounds like someone has a little pent up hostility there. He’s got a valid point though, paper is pretty lame (and your fist is already clenched). I just sat here for about 3 minutes and tried to think of an alternate for paper. Something that logically does beat rock, but logically loses to scissors. I have failed in my attempts to find such a thing. Maybe 2 objects should be reworked from the ground up. I’m thinking Rock, Dynamite, Water. Rock splashes water, water diffuses dynamite, and dynamite explodes rock. I got it! Tell your friends (and thank FoundMagazine.com for today’s funny joke!)
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September 7th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · No Comments
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Wow, I wonder what that kid would do if he knew that random bloggers were posting his picture all over the internet. Something tells me he wouldn’t be laughing along with us…Thanks to JasonCissell.com for the hilarious picture!
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September 7th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · Comment(1)
WELL…this video is certainly interesting to say the least. I don’t really think that I understand it though. Perhaps someone can figure it out and tell me but uhh…? They at least used Modest Mouse in the background, which is great!
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September 7th 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · No Comments
This person opted to give their blog the title of “Most Awesome.” However, if I was picking the name, I might have gone with “The Cheesiest Blog.” It’s Memoirs of a Gouda!
Well, this blog isn’t really about cheese (though that would go nice with The Tastiest Blog winner from a few days ago). No, Gouda is just the nickname of the blogger, Allie D, who made the site. Though, if you were really hoping for a post mentioning cheese, you can check out this one.
Allie is a wonderful and entertaining blogger with a lot to say. She is a mother, so there are definitely a lot of cute posts about her kids. The rest of her posts though, are pretty random. From Christian Soldiers to Brittney Spears and everything in between!
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September 6th 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comment(1)
Today brings us another cruel game: Super smack the penguin! The idea is simple. You click to drop the penguin and click again to swing full force, and watch that penguin fly! I have no clue what the hell you’re supposed to be, but I really enjoy the “1978 Yeti + Reinhold” joke. (For those of you not up on your trivia, Reinhold Messner became the first man to successfully climb Mt. Everest without using oxygen in 1978). Thanks to Kevin.spleck.net who brings us today’s winner.
I made it 3627.9 feet:
How far can YOU go?
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September 6th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
* He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
* The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
* McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
* From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and “Jeopardy” comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
* Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
* Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
* Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
* Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
* He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
* The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
* Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
Go reading
September 6th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · Comments(2)
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Wow, talk about a major case of someone having too much time on their hands. If I never had to work for the rest of my life, I still don’t think I’d ever be bored enough to take to banana art. But whoever was bored enough, thanks for the funny pictures (and thanks to Infinitely Crazy for the link!).
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September 6th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · No Comments
I remember a friend telling me a story of someone pranking her with an Arnold Schwarzenegger sound clip library and it was absolutely hysterical. This is even funnier than that. I don’t know what’s going on with this or why the lady doesn’t give it up but this goes on waaaaaaay too long. TOO FUNNY!
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September 6th 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · Comments(3)
A lot of blogs use pictures and videos and widgets and chicklets and other junk to make their page sparkle and stand out from the others. This one, on the other hand, claims to be “The Best Words Blog” which is the heart of all blogging after all. It’s Author! Author! by blogger Lexa Roséan.
Lexa is a published author (no small feat) so right off the bat you know she’s pretty good with words as she claims. She uses her blog to share her edgier, more interesting, albeit still unpublished works of literature. For example, here is the beginning of a novel called Exodus the most recent body of work on Lexa’s blog. It’s a scandalous tale about a Jew being excommunicated for being gay. Here are chapters 2, 3, 4, and most recently 5! Enjoy!
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September 5th 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · No Comments
AHH! reminds me of that game at carnivals where you have to guide the ring around the wire while it spins. The trick to this is that you have to move the clock-pointer thing so it doesn’t touch the walls. (Yes, that is a scientific term.) The background is simple but this game is challenging. Thanks to TheBlackTop.com for this sweet simple game.
I held out for 15.99 seconds:
How long can YOU last?
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September 5th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
The Pope and one of the Cardinals were sitting around doing crossword puzzles.
The Pope says, “Can you think of a four-letter word meaning ‘woman’ that ends with the letters, U-N-T?”
The Cardinal thinks for a moment. “Why yes, father. That would be ‘AUNT’”
The Pope laughs, “YES! Of course! …ha ha ha…” (pause) “Got an eraser?”
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This one is dirty…I really don’t like that word so I am glad I didn’t actually have to type it out. This joke is another hilarious example of a flexible joke. You could replace Pope and Cardinal with any two “well-to-do” people and the joke would retain it’s funniness. Thanks to Dysan.net for today’s comedy!
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September 5th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Picture of the Day · No Comments
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Today’s collection isn’t so much funny as it is crazy. We’re bombarded with perfection in the media every day, when even the people being displayed are far from perfect. Certainly makes you feel a little bit better about your own imperfections (plus you get a little chuckle at those of these celebrities). Thanks to Yadogg.com for today’s pictures!
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September 5th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Video of the Day · No Comments
Oh man…this looks like it really hurt! This right here is the sole reason I will never attempt to perform a backflip. The funniest part of this is the way the guy gets up and attempts to “shake it off,” and keep going. Doesn’t get funnier than this.
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September 5th 2007 · Posted in Best Blog of the Day · Comment(1)
In the mid-80’s, it must’ve become really hard to have the name Mario in the US or Japan without someone associating you to the video game. Does today’s blog have to do with Super Mario? No. Is the blogger named Mario? Yes. Is the blog about video games? No. Is it a great read nonetheless? Yes. It’s Mario’s Blog!
Sometimes if the blogger in question is an interesting person, that’s all it takes to make an entertaining blog. Reverse that, and I’d have to say based on all the entertaining posts, Mario must be a really fun guy. Like his post with a video where a chimp has learned to play Pac Man (the only video game related post I saw). Or his thoughts about violence in today’s sports, complete with video examples (which sparked a discussion of over 200 comments). Mario is not making posts just for the hell of it, he’s writing about things HE finds interesting and putting the time into it to make us enjoy it too. Maybe he is super Mario after all [sorry for the corniness].
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September 4th 2007 · Posted in Most Fun Game of the Day · Comment(1)
Wow. I don’t even know where to start with Disorientation! The game has a simple concept: Make it from point A to point B without getting killed. Sound easy? Well the game’s goal is to make it impossible for you to reach that goal: Creepy music, Zooming in/out at random, pictures of George Clinton (you’ll see!) This game is the ultimate head trip and I would advise people with certain conditions to consult a physician before, and those who actually play to consult a physician after. Thanks to Arcadetown.com for this loony game!
I made it through in 7 minutes, eight seconds:
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