‘Funniest Joke of the Day’ Archive
September 26th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
A man died and was sent to hell. A few seconds after his arrival, the Devil appeared in a cloud of smoke and said “Why hello, welcome to Hell! You’re just in time for dinner, please follow me.”
The man followed the Devil rather nervously, wondering what was going to happen, and was surprized to find a table piled high with delicious food waiting for him. Assuming this was his last good meal before hell started, he dug in.
When he was finished the Devil said, “Now allow me to show you to your quarters.” The man sighed and reluctantly followed the Devil down a long hallway. He could hear terrible blood-curdling screams coming from behind a door at the end of the hall. “Well,” he thought, “this is it.”
But to his surprize the Devil turned left at the the door, and led him down another hallway and outside towards a magnificent beachhouse with a Porsche in front. When they got there the Devil handed the befuddeled man the keys to house and car, wished him a nice stay and turned to leave. The man couldn’t take it any longer. He said to the Devil “Excuse me, but I don’t understand. This is hell, and I’m being treated like a king! What was behind the door we went past on the way here? Is that what’s really in store for me?”
The Devil smiled and said, “Why no, the room we went by is reserved for the Catholics. They seem to want it that way.”
September 21st 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
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Wow, if you like super ultra corny jokes, then knock knock jokes are for you! These ones are actually pretty good as far as knock-knock’s go, but that’s not saying too much! Thanks to Knock-Knock-Joke.com for today’s funny joke!
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September 20th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
A collection of jokes on the topic of marriage wins today…enjoy! Thanks to CarTalk.com!
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A couple was preparing to head out to their fiftieth wedding anniversary celebration.
“You get your purse and coat, I’ll pull the car out front and lock up the garage,” says hubby, considerately.
When his bride comes out onto the front porch, she sees him leaning against the front fender of the car staring wistfully at the front of the house. She walks over to him.
“What are you looking at?” she asks.
“Oh, I was just looking at those bushes over there… Remembering.”
“Remembering what?” she asks.
“Well, you remember the time your dad caught us in the bushes? He pulled me outta there by the scruff of the neck, threw me against the wall and said, ‘Either you’re gonna do the right thing and marry my daughter or you’ll spend the next fifty years in jail!’” he answers.
“Yeah, I remember. What about it?”
“Well,” he replies, “I was just thinkin’, I’d be gettin’ out about now.”
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,”How old was your husband?”
“99,” she replied. “Two years older than me.”
“So you’re 97,” the undertaker commented, “Hardly worth going home, is it?
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you.”
Without hesitation, the old man says, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.”
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake?”
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September 19th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
I like monkeys.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn’t adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta’ dropped dead.
Kinda’ like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.
I didn’t know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn’t work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn’t want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn’t all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn’t improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn’t
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn’t take that one either. I didn’t bother asking about the
frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn’t know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.
I like monkeys
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I used to like monkeys…but I’m not so sure anymore. I don’t think I’d want one of those as a Christmas present. Yeah….I’m actually sure I wouldn’t (though a punch in the genitals isn’t much better).
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September 18th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, “I wanna join this damn church.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!”
“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.” The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There IS no damn problem!,” the man says. “Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”
“I see,” said the pastor. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”
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Money > Religion? Probably…but I don’t think even 200 million would make a pastor talk like this. Definitely didn’t see that ending coming though, which is the best sign of a great joke! Thanks to irReligion.org for today’s winner!
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September 17th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely.The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ”Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn’t there anything you want before you die?”
The man thought for a moment, then said, ”Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?”
The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.
”Ten million bottles of beer on the wall…”
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I think I would rather die by firing squad than have to sing “Ten million bottles of beer on the wall.” That song has always annoyed me…almost as bad as “The Song That Never Ends”! Thanks to Testriffic.com for the funny joke!
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September 12th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
Mitch Hedberg is easily my favorite comedian of all time and here are a ton of his funniest quotes that won today’sFunniest Joke! Unfortunately, he has since passed away… Warning: Do not start to read these unless you have a lot of free time and the freedom to laugh very loudly! Thanks to Funny2.com for this submission!
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, “I’m mailing those cookies to my friend.” So I couldn’t have one. You shouldn’t make cookies untouchable.
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don’t know where they are. You might have seen this next comedian on the Late Show, but I think more people have seen me at the store. That should be my introduction. “You might have seen this next comedian at the store,” and people would say “Hell yes I have!”
It’s hard to fight when you’re in a gazebo.
I don’t like grouper fish. Well, they’re okay. They hang around star fish. Because they’re grouper fish.
I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn’t have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.
I’ve got a wallet, it’s orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn’t make any sense at all.
I miss the $2 bill, ’cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one?
I called the hotel operator and she said, “How can I direct your call?” I said, “Well, you could say ‘Action!’, and I’ll begin to dial. And when I say ‘Goodbye’, then you can yell ‘Cut!’”
A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I’m going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, “Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!”
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
I like cottage cheese. That’s why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.
I’m an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
That would be cool if the earth’s crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons.
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. “Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!”
Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. “Tom’s gone!” “Is he a magician?” “No.” “Then let’s print up some flyers!”
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September 11th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(3)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
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This joke is a very special winner, as it has won a very prestigious joke award. In 2002, a group called the LaughLab in Britain conducted a study of the world’sFunniest Joke with about 40,000 jokes and 2 million votes from all over the world (not numbers we’ve quite reached at Blankest Blank yet). Though some jokes may have been funnier in the US, this one was the funniest with universal appeal. Thanks to CNN.com for the full story.
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September 10th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge
Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply ” ‘Tis better than thine…
“Verily, ’tis better than thine!”
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee
Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
Limerick:
Through stereophonic tubes
Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
It’s really all about her boobs
Haiku:
Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
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The thought process for this one: “Let’s think of the most ridiculous song with crazy near-nonsensical lyrics–but nonetheless something everyone has heard–and translate it into as many different poetic forms as we can.” Well, mission:completed there guys. Thanks to AZNZ.com for the funniness!
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September 7th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no f*@$ing way paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh!t up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh!t I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole.”
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Wow, sounds like someone has a little pent up hostility there. He’s got a valid point though, paper is pretty lame (and your fist is already clenched). I just sat here for about 3 minutes and tried to think of an alternate for paper. Something that logically does beat rock, but logically loses to scissors. I have failed in my attempts to find such a thing. Maybe 2 objects should be reworked from the ground up. I’m thinking Rock, Dynamite, Water. Rock splashes water, water diffuses dynamite, and dynamite explodes rock. I got it! Tell your friends (and thank FoundMagazine.com for today’s funny joke!)
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September 6th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
* He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
* The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
* McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
* From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and “Jeopardy” comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
* Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
* Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
* Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
* Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
* He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
* The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
* Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”
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September 5th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
The Pope and one of the Cardinals were sitting around doing crossword puzzles.
The Pope says, “Can you think of a four-letter word meaning ‘woman’ that ends with the letters, U-N-T?”
The Cardinal thinks for a moment. “Why yes, father. That would be ‘AUNT’”
The Pope laughs, “YES! Of course! …ha ha ha…” (pause) “Got an eraser?”
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This one is dirty…I really don’t like that word so I am glad I didn’t actually have to type it out. This joke is another hilarious example of a flexible joke. You could replace Pope and Cardinal with any two “well-to-do” people and the joke would retain it’s funniness. Thanks to Dysan.net for today’s comedy!
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September 4th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
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The great part of this joke is that it is timeless. 10 years down the road, you take whoever the current “Country Idiot” is and replace GWB’s name with theirs and you got yourself a new joke for everyone to laught at. Thanks to FSGP.org (no clue what that stands for) for today’s hilarious joke!
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August 31st 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read: “I’m the Boss!”
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
“Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”
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This one is funny but doesn’t really apply to me. My boss’s wife is also my boss. They co-founded the company together. I’d be willing to bet that she’s still the boss at home though. Thanks to The JOKES Blog for another hilarious one!
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August 30th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.
They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.
The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall.”
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Wow, if I was an old man, I don’t think I’d have the courage to play a trick like that on a strong young man who is wielding a golf club. Let’s hope the rest of that joke reads “And a jolly good laugh was had by all!” and not “Tragedy strikes a local golf course…more at 11.” Thanks to The JOKES Blog for another funny joke!
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August 29th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this FBI?”
“Yes, What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.”
“This will be noted.”
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom’s house.
“Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yeah they did.”
“Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
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I think theFunniest Jokes are the ones where the punchline is hilarious and completely catches you off guard, and this one definitely fits the bill on those qualifications. Thanks to PageTutor.com for this funny one!
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August 28th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comment(1)
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying “Hello.”I politely said, “This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?”Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear “Get the right f***ing number!” and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude .
When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled “You’re an asshole!” and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word ‘asshole’ next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, “You’re an asshole!” It always cheered me up.
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August 27th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
There was once a man who was as nice as could be, except he absolutely hated lawyers. Whenever he would see a lawyer on the side of a road, he would swerve his pick-up truck and run over him or her.
Then one day, he was driving down the freeway when he saw a priest next to his car, which had broken down. Being such a nice man, he pulled over and offered the preist a ride to the next gas station.
While he was driving, he saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He started to swerve over, when he realized there was a priest in his car. He thought he missed the lawyer, but he still heard a loud bang. Then he pulled over and confessed to the priest about his problem and said that’s why he swerved the car.
He told the priest that he thought he missed the lawyer when the priest interrupted him and said, “That’s okay, I hit him with my door!”
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Ahh, another instant lawyer classic. It’s been about a week since we had a lawyer joke win, though they seem like a favorite of everyone who is voting, including me! Last week we poked fun at doctors and accountants along side the lawyers, today it’s priests. Thanks to Lawyer Laughter again for this funny one.
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August 24th 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · No Comments
My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software usually came as source code and was executed through an interpreter. He started a small business selling his custom software. One day at a scientific meeting, he noticed another company was showing the software with ‘remarkably’ similar functionality as his own. He wandered over to watch the demo and the longer he watched, the more familiar it looked.
Eventually, when the sales gerbil had gathered a good crowd, he asked in a rather loud voice, “Are you using my copyrighted copy for this?”
“Of course not!” the sales gerbil replied.
“So, what happens if you press [key combination]?”
“Nothing.”
“Well, humor me. Do it for me.”
“Ok, sir, but I can assure it you does . . .” and upon pressing the keys . . .the large screen popped up my boss’ copyright notice.
It was widely accepted as the biggest laugh of the show.
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Ooooh, burned! That’s one of the best feelings, catching someone in a blatant lie like that. Thanks to The JOKES Blog for another funny one!
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August 23rd 2007 · Posted in Funniest Joke of the Day · Comments(2)
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. Don’t highlight the text next to correct answer until you have answered it yourself!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?
The correct answer is: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
The correct answer is: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been paying attention? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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I once saw this quiz before and it said that 4 year-olds have no trouble answering these questions while rational adults do! Just shows that sometimes we tend to overthink things a bit. Thanks to WLTC.org for today’s joke!
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