‘Weekend Recap’ Archive
September 30th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · No Comments
Hope you all like the new Header I made and the layout of the blog. Been a long time coming! Well here’s the latest and greatest at BlankestBlank.com. It’s been about 2 months now since Bobby and I, “officially” unleashed the website unto the web community. Since then, we’ve been receiving a ton of traffic to the blog, however a slow down in traffic to the website. This is no good. As such, we have been forced to scale back our reviews to due insufficient voting trends. Thus the new schedule will be as follows:
Monday/Wednesday/Friday:
Best Blog: 8 am by Kevin
Funniest Video: 10 am by Kevin
Funniest Picture: 12 pm by Bobby
Tuesday/Thursday:
Funniest Joke: 2 pm by Bobby
Most Fun Game: 4 pm by Bobbby
Thus I urge you all to post your nominations and get ‘a votin’. Here’s what you missed this week:
Monday, September 24th:
The Most Thoughtfulest Blog - 3 Blessings a Day: Just as important as 3 meals a day, perhaps even more…
Dog Takes a Leak - Mike takes his first swing at Adobe After Effects, and I overreact a bit.
Celebrity Kids - Ever wonder what your favorite celeb looked like as a kid? Here’s your answer!
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Guess the Dictator/Sitcom Character - Just as the name implies, this is a hell of a good time!
Tuesday, September 25th:
The Japaniest Blog - Gaijin Girl gives us an upclose look at Japan and its fascinating culture.
Minstrels: The Lute and the Fury - It’s getting harder and harder to be a wandering minstrel these days, I tell ya.
Puzzles For Blondes - I apologize in advance, but these picture are freakin’ hysterical!
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Wednesday, September 26th:
The Pookiest Blog - Brian at Emasculating Nickname Blog, gives us the greatest parts of the internet (sans the trouble of browsing for it!)
Lion Kiss?!? - Never ask a teacher what they make, or they may just give you this answer.
Worst Album Covers - These are some of the most disturbing images I have ever seen in my life and may not be able to sleep tonight.
Hell of a Surprise - Catholics get the short end of the stick again. (It’s ok, we deserve it.)
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Thursday, September 28th:
The Bratty-ist Blog - Shannon gives us the inside dish on the furthest reaches of the online world.
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Stair Fall - Push the stick figure down the stairs, save the world.
Friday, September 29th:
The Best Mommy Blog - Elizabeth shows us her huge heart and gives us an inside look at her life.
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September 23rd 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · No Comments
Kevin and Bobby swap categories & zany antics ensue, all last week at BlankestBlank.com:
Monday, September 17th:
The Toothiest Blog - Gator Byte gives us the deep dish on computers, electronics and much more!
Don’t Stop - Not Michael Jackson, but still hilariously funny. The Walk and Don’t Walk guys battle it out to the death!
Graffit - Well isn’t this just a wonderful piece of irony in practice? Kudos!
Firing Squad - This joke is absolutely hysterical, what would your last wish be if you were sentenced to firing squad death?
Unfolding - The game that will have your nerves and wit unfolding before your eyes!
Tuesday, September 18th:
The Thought Provokingest Blog - That Says It All, where you can find a little bit of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. Not necessarily in that order.
Amazing Fire - One dude with some God of War-like chains “juggling” fire. Glad it’s not me.
Just Do It! - The three words I wouldn’t want to read right before committing suicide. Maybe that’s just me…
Damn Church - They say that money rules the world, and apparently that’s true if this joke has any real-life merit.
Jigscale - What’s more fun than jigsaw puzzles and Tetris? combining them into one game!
Wednesday, September 19th:
The Scribbleliest Blog - Great advice on how to not only get the most of your computer system but also your life!
Lion Kiss?!? - That’s right, Woman saves Lion. Lion Remembers. Lion hugs and kisses woman. What’s so weird about that?
Female Porn - Well I’m about to “Take the Plunge” into marriage and will certainly keep this in mind!
I Like Monkeys - I read this a long time ago as a chain e-mail but it’s still funny even today. Don’t get punched in the genitals. Take the monkey.
Jelly Battle - Help Logitech get some creative advertising and play a fun game at the same time!
Thursday, September 20th:
The Laugh Out Loudest Blog - A really great blog that is guaranteed to make you fall out of your seat laughing!
The Perfect Couple - “…doesn’t exist.” should be the follow-up to that statement, and this video illustrates that point exactly.
I’m with Stupid - Explaining why the words “Idiot” and “Homophobe” are exactly the same thing. Look it up, it’s true!
Husbands and Wifes - I don’t know if it’s coincidence or a sign but these marriage jokes seem to be everywhere lately. Count down: 4 weeks to go for me.
Winter Game - This game reminds me of Krusty’s Super Fun House for Sega Genesis, which sucked away hours of my life.
Friday, September 21st:
The Funniest Blog - Read hysterical responses to (shockingly) real dating profiles and ads. Keep up the great work Mimi!
Metal Gear Awesome - Step 1: Play Metal Gear Solid, Step 2: Win the game, Step 3: Watch this video, Step 4: Laugh your ass off. End Scene
Pac Man - This is exactly how I felt when learning about all pie charts.
Knock Knock Jokes - They say Knock Knock Jokes never go out of style, maybe they’re right…hopefully they’re wrong.
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September 16th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comment(1)
Look what YOU missed this week at BlankestBlank.com:
Monday, September 10th:
The Best Audio Engineering Blog - Mic Man gives you the inside dish on audio engineering, with a side of freebies!
Lunar Eclipse 3 march 2007 - Ever witnessed a real life up close lunar eclipse?? Well this is your big chance! (sort of.)
Reduced Sentence - This would be just as bad as someone getting all up in your face and saying, “Looks like someone has a bad case of the Mondays!”
Milkshake Translation - Some of my college friend would make fun of me for thinking Kelis was hotter than Beyonce. Bridget and Rick: if you’re reading this, you’re still wrong.
Pacman - The arcade-classic makes a triumphant return to the online community!
Tuesday, September 11th:
The Best Travel Blog - Explore Texas RV style, without the hassle of actually being there!
Ransom Movie - This is the best ransom video you will ever hopefully witness in your entire life. Ever, ever.
Jesus! WTF? - I can’t even begin to describe the hilarity and wrongness of this one. (yes, I know wrongness isn’t a word, even if spell check doesn’t pick it up.)
World’sFunniest Joke - One would think that if this truly were theFunniest Joke, we wouldn’t have need this category anymore. Thanks for proving them wrong!
Bloons Tower Defense - What do you get when you cross two of my early reviews Bloons & Onslaught? This game.
Wednesday, September 12th:
The Craziest Blog - Stephanie Davies blog visually kicks our blogs butt. I give, You win! Now go check her amazing blog out!
No News, Newscast - This really wasted a long period of my life, which I will never hope to recover ever again. Your turn!
Tomorrow’s Paper - This photo is an amazing photoshop blog that reminds me of that commercial where they keep pulling the picture out of the picture.
Mitch Hedberg Quotes - Mitch Hedberg is both Bobby and my favorite comedian ever. May we wish that he has found peace. (I still laughed out loud re-reading these.)
Planet Racer - This combines gambling and racing, without the fear of losing the farm. An instant classic!
Thursday, September 13th:
The Sweetest Blog - Check out this sweet blog straight outta the Hawaiian islands! (Be sure to stay for the MadLibs!)
Breakdance….Oops! - This is both ridiculous and ghastly at the same time. Please try to hold back your chuckles although it is hard…
Bush on the Phone - This man never ceases to amaze me, and neither does this picture. I feel totally safe..
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Ramps - This game was a lot of fun to play, although it takes a lot of brain power and luck to keep going.
Friday, September 14th:
The Cleanest Soberest BLog - Join Arahman on his journey to recovery after a bout with alcohol abuse.
Child Abuse. - A guy beats the crap out of his kids, and then they beat the crap out of him!
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Laser - Don’t start this game unless you have PLENTY of time to finish it…crazy addictive.
September 9th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comments(2)
Another exciting week at BlankestBlank.com this week:
Monday, September 3rd:
CLOSED FOR LABOR DAY.
Tuesday, September 4th:
The Tastiest Blog - Interested in teas of the world? Then this tea party is for you!
OJ Simpson Prank Calls - People have fun calling in to some talkshow to taunt The Juice about his involvement with the double murder fiasco.
Freedom - This just proves that you can’t keep freedom caged in like an animal….oh, wait…
Pearly Gate Humor - Famous people die and have to prove who they really are to get by St. Peter at the gates.
Disorientation - This game is probably one of the biggest mind f%#’s out there. Plan to lose your sanity or quit in the middle of the game. (I’m still not quite right yet.)
Wednesday, September 5th:
The Mario-est Blog - Mario presents some really good topics of discussion and blogs about them. Definitely worth checking this out!
Backflip - When television tells you “Don’t try this at home,” this is what they’re trying to prevent you from doing.
Celebrity Imperfections - This proves that celebrities are people too, and pretty nasty without all that makeup and crap on them. I feel so cheated!
Crossword Puzzle Joke - The Pope asks one of his Cardinals for help with a crossword puzzle with truly hysterically unexpected results ensuing.
AAAAAHHH! - Whatever you do, don’t touch the sides! (It’s kind of like Operation without that evil buzzing noise that scares the crap out of you.)
Thursday, September 6th:
The Best Words Blog - A published author tells all about her experiences and shares some of her latest works for all to enjoy!
Pwned by Duke Nukem - I’m not sure too many people these days remember Duke Nukem. It was one of the first computer games I ever played. Either way, this is hilarious.
Humanistic Bananas - Infinitely Crazy brings us some more ridiculously awesome banana art! Keep em coming Crazy, this stuff is amazing!
Worst Analogies Ever Written - I completely disagree…if I were the teacher I would applaud these kids for creativity! (And entertainment value to boot!)
SUPER Smack the Penguin - We must have a very aggressive violence loving audience here, as this one is purely brutal. (Especially when you try the other version of this game…sick.)
Friday, September 7th:
The Most Awesome Blog - Blogger Mom Allie brings us wonderfully entertaining posts on all sorts of topics: Entertainment to politics to religion and everything in between!
Trailer #2: The Greatest Thoughts Ever Contrived: The Movie - Apparently a trailer for the greatest thoughts ever contrived (in movie format) although I don’t really find it that great, you might!
Mom’s Minivan - I was working the Rutgers Football game (my 2nd job to pay for this damned wedding, love you babe!) and I saw a kid with the emo combover, a checkered messenger bag, women’s jeans and checkered vans shoes. I immediate thought of this.
Rock Beats Paper - Finally someone feels my pain and frustration for rock paper scissors! If you read this and don’t understand, you’re part of the problem.
Frogger - An old school arcade classic that comes to a PC near you! Surprisingly more difficult then I remember.
September 3rd 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · No Comments
Again I’m late. I think I may do this on Sunday from now on since it seems that’s when I’m most likely to find time to post anyway. Let me know what you think! Angelica and I visited Bobby and his wife this weekend. It was a great trip and I wanted to thank them for putting us up and up with us. Anyway here’s what you missed at BlankestBlank.com this week:
Monday, August 27th:
eastcoastlife - We brought you Tammy with the . Now check out eastcoastlife for the sequel: Hottest Mommy!
Cop “Overdose” - We learn why police and marijuana really don’t mix.
Things you wish Your Computer Had - I could totally use the “Extend Weekend” command in real life! Maybe then I could get these recaps in on time…
A Lawyer Hit -Hysterical lawyer humor keeps on rolling in with this instant classic. (Sorry again lawyers!)
Curve Ball - 3D pong at it’s funnest!
Tuesday, August 28th:
Random Acts of Kindness - One guy doing his part to make the world a better place via random acts of kindness.
How to Dance Like a White Guy - I get some free Wedding dance lessons from the pros and you might learn a thing or two as well!
Hilarious Monopoly Cards - Monopoly cards: like you’ve never experienced them before.
Ange Management - I seriously hope this is true. One of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
Grav Ball - Get the soccer ball in the goal, with zero gravity.
Wednesday, August 29th:
The Realest Blog - Join Peggy for some great stories and keep her in your thoughts during her time of need.
Dick In a Box - One of the funniest SNL skits I’ve seen in quite a few years.
Funny Bathroom Signs - My favorites are the Sci-Fi bathroom and the Pizza Place.
A Call to the FBI - I don’t know why I haven’t ever thought of something like this before!
Micro Olympics -See how far you can fly your plane across the water. Seriously fun.
Thursday, August 30th:
The Randomest Ramblings Blog - Sweet Catastrophe…21 and Invincible! The name says it all.
Crying Baby - This kid is the biggest drama king/queen I have ever seen in my life.
Brutal Stuffed Animals - Not what you’d expect from a children’s toy.
When I Was Your Age… - A golfer gets a good laugh in his old age
Antbuster - Stop the ants from stealing your cake!
Friday, August 31st:
The Magnanimousest Blog - Maggie gives us a sweet look at her life!
Top 15 Trailer Remixes - What if Mary Poppins were a horror movie? (This one totally creeped Jen out!)
The Theory of Attraction - Attraction in Pie Chart form.
I’m the Boss - Who wears the pants in your family? We all know it’s Jen, Bobby…
Doublewires - This is some serious “Spider-man”-like fun!
August 26th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comments(2)
Sorry I’m a bit late on this one! This weekend was my bachelor’s party and what a party it was! Anyway here’s what you missed at BlankestBlank.com this week:
Monday, August 20th:
Mimi Writes… - The creator of The Peace Globe Movement, a great blog to fine something to reflect upon.
English Lesson - Learn Japanese in a fun (and sexy) way! See for yourself.
Minesweeper - This is a hysterical “blast from the past!” If you’ve used any sort of PC within the last 5-7 years, you’ll totally get this.
13 Funny Laws for Engineers - Being an engineer can be a rough time…hopefully it pays well!
Galactic Golf - Golf set in outer space! Shoot for a ‘Black Hole’-in-one!
Tuesday, August 21st:
Memoires of an Inmates’ Wife - The daily writings of a woman separated from her husband. May your love come home soon!
Amazing Choreographed Samsung Stadium Dance - An incredible choreography show on such a large level it almost seems impossible.
Don’t Post Your Picture Online - One picture, photo-shopped in so many silly ways!
Jury Duty - We all dread getting that Jury Duty notice in the mail, here’s what NOT to do when you get called.
Indestructo - One indestructible tank, hundreds of helicopters. You do the math.
Wednesday, August 22nd:
Ordinary Adventures of Tomas - A blog about an imaginary friend, living his life like you and I.
Penalty - Soccer penalty kicks gone hilariously wrong!
Unique - I would love to tell this to sooooo many people on a daily basis…
The Meaning of Life Joke - Ever wonder why life is the way it is? Well here it is explained.
Impossible Quiz - A game of luck and determination. How impossible is it for you?
Thursday, August 23rd:
Life in Black and White - An amazing blog with some incredible pictures!
Things Go Wrong in Reverse - Hysterical antics: seen in reverse!
Thanks Jesus! - Hilarious, sacrilegious and guaranteed to piss a lot of people off.
Management Exam - Well I failed and I am a manager! That’s pretty scary…
Hell of Falling Sand - An artistic game for those of you with a lot of patience.
Friday, August 24th:
The “Not-So” News Blog - Very funny, satirical “news” stories!
George Bush Quotes - More zany antics from the 43rd Leader of the Free World.
Manglish -
When things get lost in translation, it usually equals a good time.
Custom Software - A true life story of someone getting caught in the act.
Upbeat - An awesome “Guitar Hero” style internet game. Party on Wayne!
August 18th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comments(2)
Another exciting week at BlankestBlank.com and Bestest Blog! Thanks to all the nominators and voters, winners and nominees for really making this site take off! This has been an incredible experience and looking forward to the weeks to follow. So….taking a look back:
Monday, August 13th:
Life in the Health Lane - Tips and tricks to an everyday better lifestyle. This place has me scared of soda…
The Unnecessary Censorship - #%# out what the this #%(# is all about!
Baby Turtle - It’s not every day you experience a baby turtle with two heads!
Drunk - A doctor and a lawyer get into a car crash, the lawyer comes out on top.
Onslaught2 - My goal is to get everyone as addicted to this as me, so they too can waste hours of their lives.
Tuesday, August 14th:
Boring Political Diatribes - Right next to the Daily Show, not a better place to get your political news!
The Evolution of Dance - Comedian Judson Laipply shows us how we got to where we are today.
World’s Biggest Dog - Read that this is photo-shopped, but still a pretty interesting piece of work!
Don’t Eat the Watermelons - This one makes me laugh just typing a recap about it. What a great joke!
Proximity - This one was fun for a bit, but gets boring quick.
Wednesday, August 15th:
The Most Comfortable Blog - Bond pulls it off again with his Couch! Well deserved as always and if you haven’t heard by now, GO NOW!
Roller Coaster Tycoon Slaughter - Half of a roller coaster + Sims = Disastrous Results (Makes your inner child chuckle!)
Hilarious Road Signs - Glendambo: Where the sheep outnumber the humans 700:1. Sounds like a slogan to me…
Good News and Bad News - I don’t even know how to touch this joke…
Platform Racing - Weird alien-like creatures race to the finish!
Thursday, August 16th:
The Hottest Mom Blog - Everyone always says “Mom knows best.” but Tammy, mother of two, proves it.
Japanese Pranking Strikes Again - Hilarious pranks that will make you wet yourself.
Japanese Yummy Sushi - Who ever said you can’t play with your food?
Accountants and Lawyers - Boy we have an awful lot of lawyer jokes here? You must really love em!
Kitten Cannon - A sick and twisted game where you shoot kittens from a cannon…I don’t make this stuff up.
Friday, August 17th:
Nature Fact File - Your source for really cool nature facts…just like watching Discovery channel but more fun!
Ingenious Pee Wee Footaball Play - This is too funny to describe, just watch it!
Was that on purpose? - Funny images that probably happened by accident.
What the teacher says (and what he means) - Exactly like the titles says.
Castle Wars - This game is a lot of fun, but is seriously frustrating at first!
August 12th 2007 · Posted in Weekend Recap · Comments(4)
Tuesday, August 7th:
We started this week off with a bang, welcoming in Blankest Blank and the newly reformatted Bestest Blog. We thought to kick it off with a bang we would announce the results of Bestest Blog of the Year award. The first place award of $50 and title went all deservingly to Bond’s Big Leather Couch.
Wednesday, August 8th:
Infinitely Crazy - Very cool stuff from the farthest reaches of the internet.
The Simpsons Voices - See the faces behind many of your favorite characters!
Pirate Encyclopedia - Who doesn’t love a pirate? This this hysterical. ARRRRR!!
Rich Lawyer - Lawyer humor at its funniest. (Sorry to any lawyers in advance, heh.)
Bloons - Be the monkey, pop the balloons.
Thursday, August 9th:
I Am Woman, See Me Blog! - Lizza from the Philippines tells it like it is! Very interesting read here!
The Landlord - Will Ferrell gets a visit from his landlord. Hilarity ensues.
Read This Bumper Sticker - Just as the titles implies, please read this, if you are able….or else!
Exam By Chance - You have no idea how many math tests I’ve utilized this to get me through.
Bowman2 - Shoot a computer generated person through the heart with an arrow. Fun!
Friday, August 10th:
Mom Reviews - Join real mom, Elizabeth, in her (not so average) everyday life!
Tony vs. Paul - Stop-motion showdown! Who will win, Tony or Paul? Find out now!
Hole in the CD - Amazing artwork. Amazing idea. What’s not to love about this concept? Fun with the center hole of the CD.
Double For theLawyers - Another joke poking fun at the life of a lawyer. We know you’re not that bad!
Boomshine - Shiny lights! This game will have you playing (and frustrated) for hours on end! Yay!
