A Call to the FBI : Funniest Joke of the Day
August 29th 2007 · Posted by Bobby Griffin · Comments
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
“Hello?”
“Hello, is this FBI?”
“Yes, What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.”
“This will be noted.”
Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom’s house.
“Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yeah they did.”
“Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
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I think theFunniest Jokes are the ones where the punchline is hilarious and completely catches you off guard, and this one definitely fits the bill on those qualifications. Thanks to PageTutor.com for this funny one!
…Chosen based on your nominations and votes at BlankestBlank.com!
August 29th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
ha ha ha…