A Rich Lawyer : Funniest Joke of the Day
August 8th 2007 · Posted by Bobby Griffin · Comments
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over a million dollars last year but didn’t donate even a cent to a charity.
“First of all”, says the lawyer, “my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it’s not covered by healthcare.
Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages.
Third, my sister’s husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children…”
“I’m terribly sorry”, says the United Way man, “I feel bad about asking for money.”
The Lawyer responds, “Yeah, well if I’m not giving them any money, why should I give you any?”
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This joke is little bit wrong and a whole lotta mean, but I think it accurately depicts how we all feel about lawyers (sorry if any lawyers are reading this! I’m sure you’re not all scumbags). Thanks to Lawyer Laugher for today’s winning joke.
…Chosen based on your nominations and votes at BlankestBlank.com!
August 8th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Hmmmm. Thanks for the disclaimer. I think…..
August 8th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Thanks for the comment, I think…haha, sorry did I offend you? Are you a lawyer or an offspring of a lawyer??
August 8th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Actually, yes… (to both).
(I looked at that Lawyer Laugher site today because of the fin cartoon — no, it doesn’t offend me — but I had to say something….