Don’t eat the watermelons : Funniest Joke of the Day
August 14th 2007 · Posted by Bobby Griffin · Comments
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!”
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.
The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: “NOW THERE ARE TWO!”
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My wife and I must’ve laughed for 5 minutes straight at this joke. I think her and I love checking out these jokes more than anybody. I am working on adding in an “Email This!” feature so that she can quickly send it to her parents and friends (instead of copying and pasting like she’s been doing). I thought that was a pretty good idea, so hopefully I’ll have it operational soon. Thanks to The JOKES Blog for another hilarious one!
…Chosen based on your nominations and votes at BlankestBlank.com!
August 15th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
HGilarious, absolutely hilarious! I gave this one a Five myself!