Drunk : Funniest Joke of the Day
August 13th 2007 · Posted by Bobby Griffin · Comments
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
“Aren’t you going to get a drink yourself?” asked the doctor.
“Sure, after the police leave.” replied the lawyer.
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Another great lawyer joke! (You voters must really like these, though I can’t really blame ya!) Again, this joke could’ve been about any guy who is acting like a jerk, but that jerk again turns out to be a lawyer. I guess the jokes come with the territory…thanks again to Lawyer Laughter
…Chosen based on your nominations and votes at BlankestBlank.com!
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