Milkshake Translation : Funniest Joke of the Day
September 10th 2007 · Posted by Bobby Griffin · Comments
Original:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they’re like, “It’s better than yours”
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge
Old English:
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard
and lo they reply ” ‘Tis better than thine…
“Verily, ’tis better than thine!”
I could apprentice thee, but I wouldst levy a fee
Literal:
My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,
and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.
Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.
I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
Limerick:
Through stereophonic tubes
Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
It’s really all about her boobs
Haiku:
Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
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The thought process for this one: “Let’s think of the most ridiculous song with crazy near-nonsensical lyrics–but nonetheless something everyone has heard–and translate it into as many different poetic forms as we can.” Well, mission:completed there guys. Thanks to AZNZ.com for the funniness!
…Chosen based on your nominations and votes at BlankestBlank.com!
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