When I Was Your Age… |

August 30th 2007 · Posted by Bobby Griffin · Comments

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.

Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.

They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.

The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall.”

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Wow, if I was an old man, I don’t think I’d have the courage to play a trick like that on a strong young man who is wielding a golf club. Let’s hope the rest of that joke reads “And a jolly good laugh was had by all!” and not “Tragedy strikes a local golf course…more at 11.” Thanks to The JOKES Blog for another funny joke!

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